I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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