**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Ladies don't puke and tell
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
