So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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