Non-Jews are for practice
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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