Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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