we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
i believe in u and ur pee
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