I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
you made out with another girl for some wings
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
