What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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