38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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