I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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