Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
so let's talk penis.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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