chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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