she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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