You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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