She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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