Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Your shirt... Was in my pants
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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