Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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