My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I don't deserve a penis
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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