Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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