so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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