Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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