Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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