i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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