Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
