Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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