We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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