Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
he was CRYING into my vagina
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
This is the high leading the old right now
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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