I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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