I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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