Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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