I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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