I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Houston, we have a squirter
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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