To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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