Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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