That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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