i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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