before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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