PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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