Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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