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(818): View more from California

i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body

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(752): View more from California

i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Sharpest. Poop. Ever.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL

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(845): View more from New York

you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away

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(503): View more from Oregon

He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?

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(330): View more from Ohio

We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport

(1-330): View more from Ohio

Drunk minds think alike

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