Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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