We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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