Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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