..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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