Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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