my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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