Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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