you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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