The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
i want to swaddle you in tequila
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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