That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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