I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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