i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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