Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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