brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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