He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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