Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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