Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Randomize
