who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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