id be glad to
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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